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While I was waiting for my heart attack on a platter at the local Burger King, my eyes wandered one of the many Televisions in the building. Before I continue any further, I’d like to point out how funny this situation is. I say Fast Food… you say? If you’re like me, you may say it’s a great place for a first date. Yes, that was sarcasm. Fast food is good for a last date, not a first date… that way you can break up and get out of there quick… without having to give up the wonderful calories. Anyway, my views aside, something that is often associated with fast food is obesity. What else is associated with obesity? Yes, that’s right. Television. So it only makes sense to put them both in one place. And to make things even better, the Burger King in my town provides free high-speed Internet. I’m surprised the residents here can still get out of their cars. But not to worry! If you’re too lazy to get out of your vehicle, you can use the drive-through!