Brandon Frohs

While I was waiting for my heart attack on a platter at the local Burger King, my eyes wandered one of the many Televisions in the building. Before I continue any further, I’d like to point out how funny this situation is. I say Fast Food… you say? If you’re like me, you may say it’s a great place for a first date. Yes, that was sarcasm. Fast food is good for a last date, not a first date… that way you can break up and get out of there quick… without having to give up the wonderful calories. Anyway, my views aside, something that is often associated with fast food is obesity. What else is associated with obesity? Yes, that’s right. Television. So it only makes sense to put them both in one place. And to make things even better, the Burger King in my town provides free high-speed Internet. I’m surprised the residents here can still get out of their cars. But not to worry! If you’re too lazy to get out of your vehicle, you can use the drive-through!

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Opening Ceremony

The opening ceremony for the 2008 Olympics in Beijing was absolutely stunning. If you had a chance to catch any part of it, you understand where I’m coming from. I was unable to watch it during the broadcast, but thanks to Google, I was able to find some pictures from the performance.

Along with the pictures, I was able to find a few videos of the performance even though the majority of the ’2008 Olympic Opening Ceremony’ videos aren’t related to the opening ceremony at all. It’s a tragedy really. But either way, I’d like to thank Google for monopolizing the web once again. Seriously, how were they allowed to purchase YouTube? Well, I guess it’s no worse than Adobe purchasing Macromedia. Okay, I take that back. Adobe buying Macromedia did something positive for me. Who doesn’t love the ability to import PSD files into Flash?

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On a lonely summer day in 1987, somewhere along the beach overlooking the Indian Ocean, there is a baby being born. Although this has nothing to do with me, it would be interesting to see where the boy is in life right now. Is he dealing with the war in Iraq? Could he possibly be dancing with animals in Madagascar? Or do you think he is chasing after Kangaroos for fun? No one can really tell you. There were probably dozens of babies born along the Indian Ocean that year. Who knows? Maybe there really was just one and he’s thinking the same thing about me. But it’s a tad harder to narrow my birth down. So what makes me special? You could narrow it down to the exact hospital I was born in, yet there would still be multiple results. So I’ve come up with two possible conclusions.

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I suppose I ought to introduce myself. But where’s the fun in that? What ever happened to good ol’ Facebook stalking? If you’re too paranoid to make an account there, why not use the all-wonderful Google? A quick search will bring up a ton of information on me. But for some reason you’re here. Maybe you came across this by accident. Maybe you found this via a link on another blog. Or maybe a friend sent you my way. But my guess is you found it with Google (or one of the numerous other Search Engines)… and if you found it with Google, you may have been trying to find information on me. Yet, for some reason, I’m pointing you back in the direction you came. Did you miss something? Probably not. But that won’t stop me from attempting to create chaos. Besides, chaos is bliss.

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