Camouflage Shorts
While I was waiting for my heart attack on a platter at the local Burger King, my eyes wandered one of the many Televisions in the building. Before I continue any further, I’d like to point out how funny this situation is. I say Fast Food… you say? If you’re like me, you may say it’s a great place for a first date. Yes, that was sarcasm. Fast food is good for a last date, not a first date… that way you can break up and get out of there quick… without having to give up the wonderful calories. Anyway, my views aside, something that is often associated with fast food is obesity. What else is associated with obesity? Yes, that’s right. Television. So it only makes sense to put them both in one place. And to make things even better, the Burger King in my town provides free high-speed Internet. I’m surprised the residents here can still get out of their cars. But not to worry! If you’re too lazy to get out of your vehicle, you can use the drive-through!
Anyway, back to the original story. As my eyes wandered to the TV, I noticed a car. It was stuck in the ground. Purposely. Yes, someone actually took the time to dig a hole, get a car, and stick it in the ground (back-end sticking out). That’s not the amazing part of this story though. It wasn’t just one car. He had a fence of cars stuck in the ground. I’m curious as to whether or not he’s preparing for a last stand against Zombies.
My food arrived a few moments later. I took the food and went to a table. Notice how I didn’t say the table. The table refers to the table I normally sit at. Yes, I have a specific table I like to sit at. Sad, isn’t it? What’s really sad is that it wasn’t available today. Anyhow, I began watching the people around me. Okay, that’s a lie. I continued to watch the people around me. And I know you do it too, so don’t give me any heat for it. As I scanned the room, I noticed something peculiar. I saw a man with camouflage shorts. He wasn’t wearing anything else that was camouflage. But it got me thinking… what would an animal think when it saw him walking in the woods?
“Oh no! Run! A human with an invisible upper-thigh!”
I know I’d definitely have a good laugh after seeing such a spectacle in the woods. I guess we’ll never escape from those we find to be complete morons. After all, they probably think the same of us. Either way, let’s enjoy the time we have and laugh at everything we can.
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